Lemony Snicket, author of the popular children’s books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” and a movie of the same name, wrote a series of Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance:
Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.
The other 12 observations are just as witty and cleverly composed. Well worth a read.